

Ask Toni: Falcon PunchThe Falcon Punch...Ever wondered what it's like to be on the receiving end of one of those? Well, let me tell you, it's not pretty...Ask Toni: Falcon Punch
For one thing, the Falcon Punch is the cure for unwanted teenage pregnancy.
First off...how do you do a falcon punch?
Step 1: Face unsuspecting victim. Step 2: Pull back with your entire weight. Step 3: Form a fist with your "Pawnching" hand. Step 4: Yell out: "FALCON..." while concentrating all your power into your fist. Step 5: With all your weight and strengh, ram your fist into your victims stomach all the while yelling out at the top of your lu
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people say bisexuals are greedy
well you people listen to me now
bisexuals are not greedy we're just not picky
we can stick our hands in anyones pants
and be satisfied with what we find
so theres the truth now take heed
unpicky isnt the same as greed
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Music is like candy; You have to throw out all the rappers
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A girl worth kissing
is not easily kissed.
"They have llamas. You like llamas." - Max
Friend: Question...
Me: If it's how to say "shut the fuck up" in Portuguese, I don't know.
Friend: ... damn.
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